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Which EU country has the best bread?
One question. All of Europe answers. Results light up the map.
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BuzzFeed × Reddit × Duolingo
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Six ways to discover, argue, laugh and feel something in common with someone four countries away.
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Explain Like I'm From Another Country
Why do Finns sit in extremely hot rooms in silence and call it relaxing? Europeans, explaining themselves to Europeans.
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Match the stereotype to its country, then learn it's wrong. Spot the fake European law (they're all real).
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🗺️ EU Life Reports
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Lisbon · An Italian, two years in
I came for the light. I stayed for the bureaucracy that almost broke me.
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Warsaw · A Spaniard, six months in
Eleven things that shocked me — and three I'm taking home.
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Amsterdam · A Greek, one year in
Yes, the bikes. But also: the silence on Sundays.
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